Did Santa ever give you a present you didn’t ask for? Something that really just didn’t seem right? Want to know why? It’s because after he leaves the U.K., he’s flaming drunk.
That’s right. Here’s a page from our new book, Santa Is Coming to London.
Well, kids, turns out Santa actually prefers a mince pie and a “small glass of something.” He only takes a “tiny sip” at each house, but London is pretty densely populated, with 8.4 million people in the city, so…
I guess that explains the cherry-red nose and cheeks. Good thing the reindeer are the ones actually doing the driving. And no doubt he uses GPS/sat-nav these days.
Perhaps instead of milk and cookies, children that live west of here should leave out some strong coffee and a couple of aspirin.
Happy December, everyone!